Monday, February 25, 2019

I'm really stoked that she starting doing hardcore

Especially after she said she'd never do porn back in her MySpace days.

 

Shoutout to Ariane Saint-Amour, who said the same thing. Big fan of both.

Sorry, I was just so excited I needed to share.

Monday, October 22, 2018

Someone Requested This

"draw a fly on a piece of shit"
 - shroudtheimmortal 

I made the poo look like Dingle, a boss in The Binding of Issac, because there's no way that I felt like drawing a realistic turd.

<3


Sunday, April 22, 2018

Quick & Painless Reviews: God of War

Apparently this is the best rated exclusive on the PS4 to date.


It's pretty good. I think I'd put GoW 3 above it due to how much more over-the-top it was. The initial boss fight with Baldur is probably the flashiest fight in the game; apart from one other giant boss, nothing really comes close. The ending is also kind of underwhelming. The last boss is pretty easy, and keeps you thinking there's something more, but it's just walking and cinematics from there on. It feels like I need to finish some side-quests to unlock a true ending, but who knows. Overall, the hype is a little too high. I'd say this game's closer to a 7.5/10. Despite the huge amount of effort you can tell the devs put into this game, the fun wavers, and it also drags on a bit too long with its multiple false endings. The combat's kind of lulzy too. If you min-max strength and just use the axe throw, you can cheese most of the fights throughout 60% of the game. I learned this from being way too stoned to do melee and parry during 4/20.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Monday, September 11, 2017

Painkiller: Hell & Damnation Playthrough

I was going to edit out a couple parts where I forgot the level and got lost, but no one's going to watch this one so why bother.


Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Coke & Speed

Coke and speed
That's what I need
It makes you a dummy
But doesn't waffle dust smell yummy?

Coke and speed
I gotta' habit to feed
It makes me feel so slow
But it makes me go whooa~!

I'm spun like a spinach dip
I'm starting to feel my mind slip
I'm falling on a mine trip
I gotta' get a kung-fu grip!

Coke and speed
Baby, I got needs
Sometimes it makes me feel real crummy
But doesn't Chinese rocks smell funny?

Coke and speed
My brain's starting to bleed
It makes me feel so bad
But it makes me go yeeah~!

My eyes are starting to zip
My legs are beginnin' to tip
I'm dying for another rip
I think I'm going to flip!

Monday, July 24, 2017

(((Rape Culture)))




You know you're a miserable shut-in out of touch with reality when you drop eating dinner to take pictures of your dog for the sake of virtue signalling your friends on Facebook.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

WaLK-Ax017

I would utterly destroy this kid at Rainbow Six Siege on Uplay but today I'm in the consolebabby's court.