Paranoia 2: Savior Playthrough

I had to dink around with this video for like a week because the YouTube drones kept picking up some b-side atmospheric track from Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (the worst GiTS by a longshot tbhfam) during different parts of the footage every time I reuploaded it. Now it has a whole five minute chunk of audio that I muted just to be safe, but nothing really happens during that section of the video, so no big deal.

Anyway, I did my view-baiting with The Order: 1866; it sucked and didn't work, so I'm back to more original stuff. Paranoia is a very underrated horror FPS that came out like eight months ago. It's annoying how it can go from 300 fps to 13 because the game was basically duct taped together by a couple Russians, but outside of that the gunplay and atmosphere are very satisfying. If you don't want to play it, this is a very comfy playthrough to watch before bed or something. I've already watched it four times myself, and I almost never rewatch my videos, especially the long ones.

We A Foodie Blog Now

Instagram hipsters like to take photos of their fancy meals at restaurants? Well, I took a picture of the most embarrassing dinner I've had in probably two decades. Like, this is the stuff Europeans still get made fun of for eating.

Never Forget

Looking Pretty Good For Dead

Quick & Painless Reviews: Spectre

A James Bond film that's such a by-the-numbers parody of itself, that it can't be spoiled, but if you're sensitive about spoilers, maybe don't read this yet.

 Spectre is about an incompetent assassin who can't operate a vehicle for five minutes, or shoot a few people without completely demolishing everything. An absolute jokester that can't even play around with a mouse without pointing his gun at it and tearing the place down. A film with the message "spying is still cool!" that has absolutely no spying.

Featuring a villian who, guess what, was behind the whole Daniel Craig saga, starting from his character's adoption. Someone so dastardly, despite only getting about 20 minutes of screen time. Just enough time to give two small speeches, perform sinus and brain surgery to zero effect, get blown up by a watch, then have his helicopter shot down with a pistol. A final boss defeated in two hits.

At least they brought back Oddjob. I mean Jaws. I mean Bane?

Spectre is Daniel Craigs 'Tomorrow Never Dies', and probably the most disappointed I've been with a sequel since Terminator 3.